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"Aw, he respects the separation of Church and State." Uploaded 165 likes

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11 Mar 2010 7:45pm GMT

"They're actually not aware it's a tribute. No one has had the heart to tell them he died." Uploaded 23 likes

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11 Mar 2010 7:19pm GMT

""Now I'll never play for an NHL team that's not the Bruins!"" Uploaded 20 likes

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11 Mar 2010 7:06pm GMT

"If dogs are a man's best friend then Jake is definitely my bitch." Uploaded by Jake and Amir 256 likes

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11 Mar 2010 7:00pm GMT

"Even compared to other Japanese game shows this doesn't make sense." Uploaded 49 likes

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11 Mar 2010 6:06pm GMT

"He likes the tall ones." Uploaded 32 likes

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11 Mar 2010 6:02pm GMT

"Thank you Top Gear, for endangering your lives for our amusement once again." Uploaded 147 likes

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11 Mar 2010 5:57pm GMT

"This kid's head just got named a starter." Uploaded 24 likes

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11 Mar 2010 5:47pm GMT

"I hope the goat is OK." Uploaded 22 likes

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11 Mar 2010 5:12pm GMT

"This is gonna take them all day to clean up!" Uploaded 46 likes

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11 Mar 2010 4:50pm GMT

"Coldstone Creamery really made a videogame. Just don't play it too fast, you'll get a headache." Uploaded by Jeff Rubin from 302 likes

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11 Mar 2010 4:00pm GMT

11 Mar 2010 1:00pm GMT

"The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price." Uploaded by CH Staff 474 likes

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10 Mar 2010 7:00pm GMT

""That's what you get for not wearing your seatbelt." - his mom." Uploaded 18 likes

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10 Mar 2010 6:02pm GMT

"He comes from a world where goals don't exist." Uploaded 43 likes

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10 Mar 2010 6:00pm GMT

"Leave the slam dunking to the professionals." Uploaded 65 likes

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10 Mar 2010 5:25pm GMT

I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you'll find in this post. I'm sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done... Top 3 Signs You're Playing Too Much Nintendo Wii You adjust your [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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18 Feb 2010 4:07pm GMT

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?" His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know, son." The boy sat quietly from another [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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16 Feb 2010 2:42pm GMT

February 14th is right around the corner, which means it's time for a few misguided Valentine's Day Jokes to poke fun at the day Cupid makes his rounds poking people in the butt with painful arrows and such. Rather than bore you with a bunch of babbling, we'll get right to the funny jokes. Top 5 [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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01 Feb 2010 11:13pm GMT

Leave it to those Asians to 1-up everything in existance, and the Snuggie is no exception. Not sure how this is gonna go over at the Paris Fashion Week, though there's definately potential here. For those that don't speak Japanese, we'll translate a bit of it after the jump. Top 3 Selling Points Of The Japanese [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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05 Jan 2010 4:28pm GMT

Yahoo! Answers is always full of interesting, sometimes rediculous questions that are just begging to get laughed at. This morning I came across one that did just that, some guy wondering why his horse tastes like raisins. Our advice, never lick a gift horse in the mouth. This has us wondering, are there any real questions [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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05 Jan 2010 4:07pm GMT

Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to shamelessly capitalize on that. Look, I'm a golf fan and of all golfers - Woods is perhaps the guy I have had the [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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04 Dec 2009 2:50pm GMT

One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods got into his car accident. Obviously, we don't lay claim to the authenticity or anything - but it looks pretty real to us. On that note, I got into my car this morning and got a [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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02 Dec 2009 9:11pm GMT

In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask? Nothing short of the best (top 10) crappy economy jokes we could find. Many of these were sent in by our faithful readers, and we appreciate it. Really. Enjoy. The Economy Is So Bad [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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16 Aug 2009 5:29pm GMT

So I'm at work yesterday and the mailclerk starts handing out letters from upper management. At this point, I'm thinking "Oh crap, how am I gonna tell my family I got laid off?" Fortunately, I'm only 29 years old. You'll understand when you read the letter. Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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14 Aug 2009 2:01pm GMT

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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04 Aug 2009 3:51pm GMT