23 Nov 2013

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Top 20 Chemistry Jokes of Some Time

It's not everyday we regurgitate a few old (and new!) chemistry jokes. How often do we tell them? Periodically. We told one the other day, but there was no reaction. Hahaha! Wait? How come nobody else is laughing? Ehem… well, anyways, here are a few more: When I first heard oxygen and magnesium got together […]

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23 Nov 2013 10:20pm GMT

18 Nov 2013

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God Will Save Me!

Somewhere in the Southeastern United States, probably Louisiana or Arkansas (you know, the bible belt), a huge hurricane came through and threatened to take out an entire town. At the local church, people were praying. Their pastor, a fervent young man, asked for people to remain calm and wait for God's help. Mid-prayer, the flood […]

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18 Nov 2013 4:10pm GMT

17 Nov 2013

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Getting Married in Heaven

A young couple was on their way to get married when they were involved in a fatal car accident. It was really bad, like something from a Quentin Tarantino movie. At any rate, they soon found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates of heaven staring at St. Peter himself. Upset, but wanting to […]

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17 Nov 2013 12:41pm GMT

14 Nov 2013

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From Riches to Rags

A wealthy Catholic man travels to the Vatican City to see the Bishop of Rome in person, and hopes to meet this leader of the worldwide Catholic Church. Wearing his finest suit, he prays to God that he might be able to meet the Holy Father. During the morning's Papal procession, he manages to work […]

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14 Nov 2013 12:33pm GMT

10 Nov 2013

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11 Crappy One-Liners Sure To Leave You A Loser

Do you have a fear of standing alone at your company party with nobody to talk to and no way to break the ice? Have no fear, F&J is here! Here's a quick and dirty arsenal of one-liner jokes that are sure to make you the life of the party. Rest assured that nobody will […]

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10 Nov 2013 9:59pm GMT

03 Feb 2012

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A Man Walks Into A Bar With An Alligator On A Leash

The bartender says "You can't have that thing in here! Get out!" The guy says "It's okay, this Alligator is highly trained. Just give me a few seconds and I'll show you." The bartender, intrigued, gives him the go-ahead. The man gingerly lifts the alligator up onto a table. By this point, everybody in the […]

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03 Feb 2012 8:23pm GMT

14 Jan 2012

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Those Dirty Pirates

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. "There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs." "Whatcha mean? my sexual needs?" "Well, you stick your willy in the hole and […]

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14 Jan 2012 4:26pm GMT

13 Jan 2012

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What A Scary Flight

After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. There are murmurs among the passengers, […]

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13 Jan 2012 9:46pm GMT

22 Nov 2011

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Getting Bank of America By The Balls

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the […]

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22 Nov 2011 1:27am GMT

09 Nov 2011

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Safety Officer Demonstrates How New Safe Ladder isn't Safe

A place is only as safe as its top-ranking safety official.

09 Nov 2011 1:05pm GMT

Korean Punches of Fury

Let this be a lesson to all of you other guys out there who are thinking about asking his sister out on a date.

09 Nov 2011 1:04pm GMT

Best Buy Uniform Prank

That's one way to improv costumer service.

09 Nov 2011 1:03pm GMT

Corgi Won't Fetch Without his Security Towel

Aww, he's using a transitional object for comfort in place of a mother-child bond.

09 Nov 2011 1:02pm GMT

Cat Plays Around in a Kitty Tank

He can't drive that--he only has three years of military training.

09 Nov 2011 1:02pm GMT

Guy Reviews Power Wheels Barbie Jeep

"I'll give your daughter's car back in five minutes. I need to review it around the driveway a couple more times."

09 Nov 2011 1:01pm GMT

08 Nov 2011

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Animated Road Trip Stories

Bad trip. Good story.

08 Nov 2011 7:30pm GMT

Jake and Amir: Rosie's Appointment

Fess up or mess up.

08 Nov 2011 7:00pm GMT

MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball

No wonder most people don't go to MLS games, the players are terrible.

08 Nov 2011 6:05pm GMT

Even Worse FDA Cigarette Warnings

It's all fun and games until you have to help the elderly.

08 Nov 2011 6:03pm GMT

German Man Does No Like "Party Pooper" Idiom

This would be a lot less confusing if Jennifer didn't clog the toilet that night.

08 Nov 2011 6:02pm GMT

The Roast of HBO

No commercials. No mercy.

08 Nov 2011 5:00pm GMT

Customer Service Like a Boss in India

Their actual bosses are so quick, it's almost like they don't show up.

08 Nov 2011 1:05pm GMT

Football Player Gets Stuck in Hedges After Touchdown

"No, leave me. I want to become one with the shrub so this glory will last forever." -football player after eating a lot of mushrooms.

08 Nov 2011 1:04pm GMT

Pop Medley 2011

It's so different from what the kids were listening to and then performing medleys of when I was a youth.

08 Nov 2011 1:03pm GMT

Spider Leg Robot Skateboard

Just like in that dream I had when I fell asleep watching "Back to the Future" and "Wild, Wild West" at the same time.

08 Nov 2011 1:02pm GMT

27 Oct 2011

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The Not So Stupid Monkey

A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole. "Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. […]

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27 Oct 2011 3:30pm GMT