24 Jun 2017

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Please Make Fun Of Me

Quiet down guys! There's a new girl so we gotta be NICE.

24 Jun 2017 4:00pm GMT

22 Jun 2017

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Porn But For Crying

Oh yeah, that's it... fit that injured puppy with a lil' prosthetic leg.

22 Jun 2017 5:00pm GMT

20 Jun 2017

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Sleepovers When You're Gay

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

20 Jun 2017 5:00pm GMT

18 Jun 2017

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I Can't Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Why don't we BOTH get something, and we can share?

18 Jun 2017 4:00pm GMT

15 Jun 2017

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Too Many Twists (Heist Night 5/5)

Now I can finally reveal my role... I was in the air ducts the entire time... watching, uh, the air ducts.

15 Jun 2017 6:30pm GMT

13 Jun 2017

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Grant Has a Gambling Problem (Heist Night 4/5)

I could have impersonated the dealer. But no, "you need to moderate the comments." "The team's already full." Whatever, Trapp.

13 Jun 2017 6:30pm GMT

12 Jun 2017

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The High Speed Chase Begins. "Preacher" Season 2 Teaser

Premieres TONIGHT on AMC at 10|9c.

12 Jun 2017 4:01am GMT

"Preacher" Season 2 Red Band Trailer

Premieres TONIGHT on AMC at 10|9c.

12 Jun 2017 4:01am GMT

10 Jun 2017

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This Heist Plan Looks Like Crap (Heist Night 3/5)

Do you think Trapp won't let me do the heist because I broke one of his elf figurines? That was like 2 years ago.

10 Jun 2017 4:00pm GMT

08 Jun 2017

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A Target with Very Convenient Habits (Heist Night 2/5)

I offered to be the getaway driver, and they said "we're probably just gonna take an Uber?" Even when I told them I already own 5 matching Mini Coopers.

08 Jun 2017 5:00pm GMT

06 Jun 2017

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The Almost Perfect Team (Heist Night 1/5)

I'm great with demolitions, but they never ask me. They're just like "keep writing Youtube captions." Whatever.

06 Jun 2017 6:45pm GMT

03 Jun 2017

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Slobbery Blunts are Gross

The saliva activates the crystals.

03 Jun 2017 4:00pm GMT

02 Jun 2017

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Raphael Thinks Magic is Real

Because it is real. If you believe.

02 Jun 2017 6:15pm GMT

31 May 2017

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Cockblocked by Ads

I mean, who has an extra $400 a month? Is that what Spotify costs? I didn't check.

31 May 2017 5:40pm GMT

27 May 2017

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The Relationship Simulator Bed

What's a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

27 May 2017 5:00pm GMT

25 May 2017

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Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill.

25 May 2017 5:30pm GMT

23 Nov 2013

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Top 20 Chemistry Jokes of Some Time

It's not everyday we regurgitate a few old (and new!) chemistry jokes. How often do we tell them? Periodically. We told one the other day, but there was no reaction. Hahaha! Wait? How come nobody else is laughing? Ehem… well, anyways, here are a few more: When I first heard oxygen and magnesium got together […]

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23 Nov 2013 10:20pm GMT

18 Nov 2013

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God Will Save Me!

Somewhere in the Southeastern United States, probably Louisiana or Arkansas (you know, the bible belt), a huge hurricane came through and threatened to take out an entire town. At the local church, people were praying. Their pastor, a fervent young man, asked for people to remain calm and wait for God's help. Mid-prayer, the flood […]

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18 Nov 2013 4:10pm GMT

17 Nov 2013

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Getting Married in Heaven

A young couple was on their way to get married when they were involved in a fatal car accident. It was really bad, like something from a Quentin Tarantino movie. At any rate, they soon found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates of heaven staring at St. Peter himself. Upset, but wanting to […]

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17 Nov 2013 12:41pm GMT

14 Nov 2013

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From Riches to Rags

A wealthy Catholic man travels to the Vatican City to see the Bishop of Rome in person, and hopes to meet this leader of the worldwide Catholic Church. Wearing his finest suit, he prays to God that he might be able to meet the Holy Father. During the morning's Papal procession, he manages to work […]

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14 Nov 2013 12:33pm GMT

10 Nov 2013

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11 Crappy One-Liners Sure To Leave You A Loser

Do you have a fear of standing alone at your company party with nobody to talk to and no way to break the ice? Have no fear, F&J is here! Here's a quick and dirty arsenal of one-liner jokes that are sure to make you the life of the party. Rest assured that nobody will […]

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10 Nov 2013 9:59pm GMT

03 Feb 2012

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A Man Walks Into A Bar With An Alligator On A Leash

The bartender says "You can't have that thing in here! Get out!" The guy says "It's okay, this Alligator is highly trained. Just give me a few seconds and I'll show you." The bartender, intrigued, gives him the go-ahead. The man gingerly lifts the alligator up onto a table. By this point, everybody in the […]

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03 Feb 2012 8:23pm GMT

14 Jan 2012

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Those Dirty Pirates

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. "There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs." "Whatcha mean? my sexual needs?" "Well, you stick your willy in the hole and […]

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14 Jan 2012 4:26pm GMT

13 Jan 2012

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What A Scary Flight

After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. There are murmurs among the passengers, […]

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13 Jan 2012 9:46pm GMT

22 Nov 2011

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Getting Bank of America By The Balls

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the […]

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22 Nov 2011 1:27am GMT

27 Oct 2011

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The Not So Stupid Monkey

A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole. "Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. […]

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27 Oct 2011 3:30pm GMT