09 Nov 2011

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Safety Officer Demonstrates How New Safe Ladder isn't Safe

A place is only as safe as its top-ranking safety official.


09 Nov 2011 1:05pm GMT

Korean Punches of Fury

Let this be a lesson to all of you other guys out there who are thinking about asking his sister out on a date.


09 Nov 2011 1:04pm GMT

Best Buy Uniform Prank

That's one way to improv costumer service.


09 Nov 2011 1:03pm GMT

Corgi Won't Fetch Without his Security Towel

Aww, he's using a transitional object for comfort in place of a mother-child bond.


09 Nov 2011 1:02pm GMT

Cat Plays Around in a Kitty Tank

He can't drive that--he only has three years of military training.


09 Nov 2011 1:02pm GMT

Guy Reviews Power Wheels Barbie Jeep

"I'll give your daughter's car back in five minutes. I need to review it around the driveway a couple more times."


09 Nov 2011 1:01pm GMT

08 Nov 2011

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Animated Road Trip Stories

Bad trip. Good story.


08 Nov 2011 7:30pm GMT

Jake and Amir: Rosie's Appointment

Fess up or mess up.


08 Nov 2011 7:00pm GMT

MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball

No wonder most people don't go to MLS games, the players are terrible.


08 Nov 2011 6:05pm GMT

Even Worse FDA Cigarette Warnings

It's all fun and games until you have to help the elderly.


08 Nov 2011 6:03pm GMT

German Man Does No Like "Party Pooper" Idiom

This would be a lot less confusing if Jennifer didn't clog the toilet that night.


08 Nov 2011 6:02pm GMT

The Roast of HBO

No commercials. No mercy.


08 Nov 2011 5:00pm GMT

Customer Service Like a Boss in India

Their actual bosses are so quick, it's almost like they don't show up.


08 Nov 2011 1:05pm GMT

Football Player Gets Stuck in Hedges After Touchdown

"No, leave me. I want to become one with the shrub so this glory will last forever." -football player after eating a lot of mushrooms.


08 Nov 2011 1:04pm GMT

Pop Medley 2011

It's so different from what the kids were listening to and then performing medleys of when I was a youth.


08 Nov 2011 1:03pm GMT

Spider Leg Robot Skateboard

Just like in that dream I had when I fell asleep watching "Back to the Future" and "Wild, Wild West" at the same time.


08 Nov 2011 1:02pm GMT

03 Nov 2011

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The Eskimo and Scotsman

One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him. Upon inspecting the smoking engine, the Scot proclaims to [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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03 Nov 2011 2:49pm GMT

27 Oct 2011

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The Not So Stupid Monkey

A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole. "Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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27 Oct 2011 3:30pm GMT

13 Sep 2011

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Harvard vs. Yale

Two gentleman walked into the men's locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands--while the Yale man walked towards the door. The Harvard man looked at the Yale man disapprovingly. "At Harvard, we [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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13 Sep 2011 3:16pm GMT

29 Aug 2011

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And God Created Woman

One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?" Adam looked up to God ad said "I'm lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to." So God said "Then I shall give [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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29 Aug 2011 3:33pm GMT

03 Jun 2011

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Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth

One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor's kid - Little Johnny. The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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03 Jun 2011 8:24pm GMT

23 May 2011

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The Compassionate Lawyer

Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody's yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them, "Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?" asks the [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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23 May 2011 8:09pm GMT

19 May 2011

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Little Johnny: Contagious In A Sentence

At school one day, Little Johnny's teacher asks the class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence... Cindy raises her hand. "Yes, Cindy?" She answers, "I was at the dentist's office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious." "Very [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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19 May 2011 4:04pm GMT

10 May 2011

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Gothic Rednecks

You might be a Gothic Redneck if... You let your fourteen year old daughter smoke clove cigarettes at the dinner table in front of her kids. You've got more than one brother named "Vlad". You've got more than three cousins named "Lestat". You think safe sex is padded handcuffs. You've refused to watch the Academy [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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10 May 2011 3:42pm GMT

24 Mar 2011

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A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

So this pirate walks into a bar, his old favorite - although he hasn't been there in a while. Immediately the bartender notices him and says "Haven't seen ya in a while, where ya been? You look terrible!" "Huh?" said the pirate, "What do you mean?" "Oy, you've got a wooden leg! What happened?" said [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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24 Mar 2011 2:56pm GMT

12 Mar 2011

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Best World Series Seats In The House

A man had front row tickets behind home plate at the World Series, when another guy comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "Nope", he replied, "that seat is empty". "Whoah! That's crazy!", said the guy. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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12 Mar 2011 4:58pm GMT