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"Good thing she didn't mention that she bathes at least once a day." Uploaded 0 likes so far. Be the first!

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30 Jul 2010 8:00pm GMT

"Going to the zoo and not seeing the violent animals? That's like going to a water park and only riding the lazy river." Uploaded 134 likes

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30 Jul 2010 5:45pm GMT

"This is literally the smallest giraffe guy you will ever see." Uploaded 12 likes

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30 Jul 2010 5:41pm GMT

"Like anyone at a rave, he's either really feeling the music, or he's got rabies." Uploaded 133 likes

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30 Jul 2010 5:34pm GMT

""About five years ago, I was in my backyard, entertaining a friend with my hands..."" Uploaded 16 likes

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30 Jul 2010 5:19pm GMT

"He's working on the Uberman sleep schedule, so he'll have more time to chase squirrels and bark at cars." Uploaded 29 likes

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30 Jul 2010 5:00pm GMT

"He's like a nerdy phantom." Uploaded 22 likes

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30 Jul 2010 4:43pm GMT

"Politicians are all the same." Uploaded by ifcdotcom 60 likes

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30 Jul 2010 4:39pm GMT

"Way cooler than that Super-Slow-Motion Thunder video we posted last week." Uploaded 73 likes

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30 Jul 2010 4:32pm GMT

"That's what he gets for buying new clothes." Uploaded 40 likes

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30 Jul 2010 4:29pm GMT

"The thrilling conclusion to the world's most boring sport. Featuring Brian Baumgartner from "The Office" and the NFL's Jerome Bettis." Uploaded by CH Staff 24 likes

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30 Jul 2010 3:00pm GMT

30 Jul 2010 12:00pm GMT

"If you can read this, you're dreaming...or are you?" Uploaded by CH Staff 10794 likes

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29 Jul 2010 8:02pm GMT

"A hero brother calls out rapists after saving his sister from an intruder. The back story isn't funny, but this guy is great." Uploaded 723 likes

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29 Jul 2010 6:59pm GMT

""Did I break your horny, baby? Yeah!"" Uploaded 49 likes

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29 Jul 2010 6:29pm GMT

"If you want her, come claim her!" Uploaded by Jake and Amir 284 likes

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29 Jul 2010 6:00pm GMT

John's not a great golfer - in fact, he stinks. But he's always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as he's throwing his clubs in the car. "Did you tee off on the 17th hole about 20 minutes [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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12 Jul 2010 3:40pm GMT

What can I say, the guy's a friggen jokester's dream. He's a big <friggen> deal right? For those of you living under a rock, he introduced the President at the health bill signing a few days ago. Vice-President Biden whispered to Obama that the passage of health care reform was a "Big fu***ng deal." [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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26 Mar 2010 6:17pm GMT

I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you'll find in this post. I'm sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done... Top 3 Signs You're Playing Too Much Nintendo Wii You adjust your [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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18 Feb 2010 4:07pm GMT

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?" His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know, son." The boy sat quietly from another [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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16 Feb 2010 2:42pm GMT

February 14th is right around the corner, which means it's time for a few misguided Valentine's Day Jokes to poke fun at the day Cupid makes his rounds poking people in the butt with painful arrows and such. Rather than bore you with a bunch of babbling, we'll get right to the funny jokes. Top 5 [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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01 Feb 2010 11:13pm GMT

Leave it to those Asians to 1-up everything in existance, and the Snuggie is no exception. Not sure how this is gonna go over at the Paris Fashion Week, though there's definately potential here. For those that don't speak Japanese, we'll translate a bit of it after the jump. Top 3 Selling Points Of The Japanese [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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05 Jan 2010 4:28pm GMT

Yahoo! Answers is always full of interesting, sometimes rediculous questions that are just begging to get laughed at. This morning I came across one that did just that, some guy wondering why his horse tastes like raisins. Our advice, never lick a gift horse in the mouth. This has us wondering, are there any real questions [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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05 Jan 2010 4:07pm GMT

Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to shamelessly capitalize on that. Look, I'm a golf fan and of all golfers - Woods is perhaps the guy I have had the [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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04 Dec 2009 2:50pm GMT

One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods got into his car accident. Obviously, we don't lay claim to the authenticity or anything - but it looks pretty real to us. On that note, I got into my car this morning and got a [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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02 Dec 2009 9:11pm GMT

In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask? Nothing short of the best (top 10) crappy economy jokes we could find. Many of these were sent in by our faithful readers, and we appreciate it. Really. Enjoy. The Economy Is So Bad [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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16 Aug 2009 5:29pm GMT