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It's not everyday we regurgitate a few old (and new!) chemistry jokes. How often do we tell them? Periodically. We told one the other day, but there was no reaction. Hahaha! Wait? How come nobody else is laughing? Ehem… well, anyways, here are a few more: When I first heard oxygen and magnesium got together […]

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23 Nov 2013 10:20pm GMT

Somewhere in the Southeastern United States, probably Louisiana or Arkansas (you know, the bible belt), a huge hurricane came through and threatened to take out an entire town. At the local church, people were praying. Their pastor, a fervent young man, asked for people to remain calm and wait for God's help. Mid-prayer, the flood […]

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18 Nov 2013 4:10pm GMT

A young couple was on their way to get married when they were involved in a fatal car accident. It was really bad, like something from a Quentin Tarantino movie. At any rate, they soon found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates of heaven staring at St. Peter himself. Upset, but wanting to […]

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17 Nov 2013 12:41pm GMT

A place is only as safe as its top-ranking safety official.

09 Nov 2011 1:05pm GMT

Let this be a lesson to all of you other guys out there who are thinking about asking his sister out on a date.

09 Nov 2011 1:04pm GMT

That's one way to improv costumer service.

09 Nov 2011 1:03pm GMT