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A place is only as safe as its top-ranking safety official.

09 Nov 2011 1:05pm GMT

Let this be a lesson to all of you other guys out there who are thinking about asking his sister out on a date.

09 Nov 2011 1:04pm GMT

That's one way to improv costumer service.

09 Nov 2011 1:03pm GMT

One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him. Upon inspecting the smoking engine, the Scot proclaims to [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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03 Nov 2011 2:49pm GMT

A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole. "Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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27 Oct 2011 3:30pm GMT

Two gentleman walked into the men's locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands--while the Yale man walked towards the door. The Harvard man looked at the Yale man disapprovingly. "At Harvard, we [...] Similar Funny Jokes You Might Like:

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13 Sep 2011 3:16pm GMT