fidzu : lisp

The more I have to deal with management, the more I have to deal with bullshit. The higher up in the management chain, the denser the bullshit. Now I'm not going to tell you that all management is useless, but there is a lot more problem generation than problem solving.

Lately I've been exploring the potentials of LLMs as a tool in my day-to-day work. They have a number of technical limitations, but some things they excel at. One of those things is generating the kinds of bullshit that management loves to wallow in. Case in point: our disaster recovery plan.

Someone in management got it into their head that we should have a formal disaster recovery plan. Certainly this is a good idea, but there are tradeoffs to be made. After all, we have yearly fire drills, but we don't practice "duck and cover" or evacuation in case of flooding. We have a plan for what to do in case of a fire, but we don't have a plan for what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse. But management wants a plan for everything, no matter how unlikely.

Enter the LLM. It can generate plans like nobody's business. It can generate a plan for what to do in case of a fire, a meteor strike, or a zombie apocalypse. The plans are useless, naturally. They are just bullshit. But they satisfy management's jonesing for plans, and best of all, they require no work on my part. It saved me hours of work yesterday.

20 May 2025 2:14pm GMT

Thanks to Paul A. Patience, PAX now has PDF support. See pax-manual-v0.4.1.pdf and dref-manual-v0.4.1.pdf. The PDF is very similar to the HTML, even down to the locative types (e.g [function]) being linked to the sources on GitHub, but cross-linking between PDFs doesn't work reliably on most viewers, so that's disabled. Also, for reading PDFs so heavy on internal linking to be enjoyable, one needs a viewer that supports going back within the PDF (not the case with Chrome at the moment). Here is a blurry screenshot to entice:

There is a bit of a Christmas tree effect due to syntax highlighting and the colouring of the links. Blue links are internal to the PDF, maroon links are external. I might want to change that to make it look more like the HTML, but I have not found a way on LaTeX to underline text without breaking automatic hyphenation.

15 May 2025 12:00am GMT

As a software engineer, I'm constantly trying to persuade management to avoid doing stupid things. Management is of the opinion that because they are paying the engineers anyway, the software is essentially free. In my experience, bespoke software is one of the most expensive things you can waste money on. You're usually better off setting your money on fire than writing custom software.

But managers get ideas in their heads and it falls upon us engineers to puncture them. I wish I were less ethical. I'd just take the money and spend it as long as it kept flowing. But I wouldn't be able to live with myself. I have to at least try to persuade them to avoid the most egregious boondoggles. If they still insist on doing the project, well, so be it.

I'm absolutely delighted to find that these LLMs are very good at making plausible sounding proposals for software projects. I was asked about a project recently and I just fed the parameters into the LLM and asked it for an outline of the project, estimated headcount, time, and cost. It suggested we could do it in 6 months with 15 engineers at a cost of $3M. (I think it was more than a bit optimistic, frankly, but it was a good start.) It provided a phased breakdown of the project and the burn rate. Management was curious about how long it would take 1 engineer and the LLM suggested 3-6 years.

Management was suitably horrified.

I've been trying to persuade them that the status quo has been satisfying our needs, costs nothing, needs no engineers, and is ready today, but they didn't want to hear it. But now they are starting to see the light.

13 May 2025 8:05pm GMT